Adopt one (or six). Your authentic self will thank you. 
 
Ingredients: 
52 years of my actual history, shredded and suspended in crystal-clear 3x3x3 acrylic. 

Each cube may contain (but is not limited to): 
 
Vintage love letters (authentically aged)
Original handwritten book pages (author-shredded)
Skinny photo negatives (finally developed)
Report card confetti (grade A guilt)
Journal entries (feelings, finely chopped)
And so much more I've been carrying around.
 
No two cubes are exactly alike-just like no two life stories are the same. 
 
Warning:
Contains traces of rebellion. May cause sudden urges to stop shrinking yourself. Weight loss guaranteed (the right kind).
 
Each cube represents the radical act of refusing to be trapped by what was. This is not about erasing history - it is about cutting up everything that no longer serves you and discovering you are still beautifully, powerfully whole.
 
$20 each (One life fragment at a time) 
6 for $100 (Bulk liberation discount) 
12 for $190 (Serious weight loss program) 
25 for $375 (Life transformation package) 
50 for $700 (Complete liberation experience) 
100 for $1,300 (Total life overhaul) 

The more you buy, the lighter I get! 
 
 
Each liberation blend is unique. We'll choose one for you—trust the process of letting go.
 
While supplies last!